Okay yes having good grades doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart but can we please not demean people who do get good grades because it is incredibly difficult and stressful for a lot of people and saying they “aren’t really smart” is really insulting to those who actually try really hard.
One For You, New England!
all the New England jingles you could ever want
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD. ALL OF THIS.
PAPA GINOS! THE 99! WHALEM PARK! WATER COUNTRY.(And our fh ref is Ira, and we always sing ‘ZERO DOWN AT IRA’ for him.)
THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY. I literally clapped when they did Aretha’s Matty intro. And as a child of NH, I still randomly and without warning get Water Country’s and the 99’s jingles stuck in my head.
Holy Jesus God. The WGBH one. And UGH Bernie & Phil’s AND Jordan’s. But I think the Jim Solokov “Have you been injured on the job?” was my favorite.
Is it sad that I know all these jingles?
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Beachbody Calldispatch
BACKITUP THUNDERCATS
Blubberbutt Cricketbat
Blubberbutt Thundermunch
Handpicked thundermunch
Blenderdick Covertrack. Well
Blenderdick Thundermunch I can’t handle this I’m done.
(Source: evayna)
(Source: feisty-batman-lover)
Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke
I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I WILL BE YOUR WIFEY TACKLE ME PLEASE
Of course pigdeon, cause when family isnt there for you, your friends will be. Cause they are the family that you choose, and that chooses you.
:) I have wonderful friends, that’s a fact.
You will be fine dear, you can so do this, you have every right to your own future.
I know, I know, it’s just so much to think about. I want to feel like I have the support of my family. But thank you for encouraging me, I need it.
I once had a guy tell me my vagina must me broken because over the span of a 3 year sexual relationship with him he couldn’t make me come.
(submitted by gothicfeverdream)
I hope she told him his dick was broken.
sorry I know that’s vulgar I just can’t stand shit like that.
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
- 95%: Girls
- 5%: Boys
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
So today was long and stressful.
Sugar and I went to go look at our first apartment. We were prepared to hate it, but actually it wasn’t so bad. It’s very small though, and expensive for a tiny place that has no utilities. But it was a start. I was extremely nervous on our way out. In part because we were meeting a stranger there but also because it is a huge step for us.
Up until today, I’ve been doing all the work. I’ve found the apartments, made the calls, checked things out. I went so far as to investigate a Craigslist posting by calling Realtors for find out if someone was trying to scam us (turns out they were). Sugar kept saying he was impressed with my drive, and he knew he wasn’t helping as much, he just wasn’t as motivated as me. But after our visit today, he’s much more excited, so I’m hopeful again.
But then I talked to my mom, who told me my dad is unhappy about me doing this, because it’s not respectable of a Catholic. She said she didn’t think it was her place to tell me what to do, but he thinks she should have talked me out of it. Naturally he has said nothing to me.
I feel so anxious and nervous over all of this. This will be a trial to be sure. I just hope I’m not too worn down when I come out on the other side.
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I’m already on this diet. I go on tumblr and look at pictures of food all day and then forget to eat.
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
(Source: gegegetitout)
theswordofhufflepuff asked: I would love to hear about these giant lizards. :D
Lol well, to start, you need to know that I was suffering under the effects of a complication that made me very susceptible to persuasion, and so had been convinced by a few sneaky people that the natives of the area kept stables full of giant lizards, which they rode in to Heaven.
You should also know that I am a researcher, and much of my research has had to do with the breeding habits of mutants, which has led some to believe that I am very much into- there’s no classy way to put it- mutant porn.
So that night at the fire circle, one of my friends did a dramatic reading from an Old World book that had been given to me by a friend. The friend hadn’t known it t the time, but that book turned out to be a smutty romance novel. We were sitting around laughing and chatting, and I was deep in conversation with someone, when I heard another person say, “And Natasha only blushed.”
It sounded as though he was concluding a narrative, which was met with uproarious laughter, so I asked why they were talking about me. One of them said, “Really, did you just miss that whole thing?” That was when I was informed that what I had heard was the conclusion of a very racy tale of me and the giant lizards. No one was willing to repeat the story for me, but knowing my friends, it was colorful. Part of me was offended, but the other part is… curious to say the least…
More stories where that came from.
